SciFi Writers, The Compuserve IMPs

Allan, Bill - IMPelder, DAEMON, Wielder of an IMPlement to be named later.

Becker, Chris -- IMPelder, wielder of the IMP First Aid Kit, holder of the Self-Cauterizing Variable IMPlaser scalpel and other Wonderful Instruments of Tortu.... er, WITticisms.

Blankenship, Leanna -- The Gate Crasher, shrIMP Elder, Chaser of Reggie the IMPrat who knows ninjitsu, IMPbrat

Bloodgood, Elspeth -- IMPelder. Wielder of Bullfinches Moldy, Great, and Heavy Mythology.

Bollinger, David -- The Duke, SysIMP, IMPscribe, Custodian of the Royal IMP Libraries, keeper of the IMPregister, IMProgrammer, IMPerciser, Editing and Rewriting IMPerciser, IMPkeeper, IMP Marshall, the only law west of the Cyberline, Daemon. Weapon: TurboMop (deceased), Magical Morphing IMPnitiation Machine, aka MMIMPM

Brusso, Charlene L. -- Stella. Patient Daemoness

Burns, Jackie -- Sorceress of the Spheres, Keeper of the Orbs of IMPfusion, High Limmer to the IMPire, Visual Enchantress to the IMPcastle. Wielder of the Orbs of IMPfusion, Keeper of the Cookie Jar (willing to share) and Ancestral Bearer of the Malt Elixir (not willing to share).

Canino, Roseangela --IMPelder, shrIMP (Emeritus), Gonturan, keeper of the albino messenger crow, Eddie; former Helmetless Knight-in-Waiting of the shrIMPire, Wielder of the Incinerator (or is that IMPcinerator?)

Chafee, Adrienne -- aka Adrienne II, Dri, and SysDri, IMPelder, wielder of the Size Z Cobalt Blue IMPcrochet hook, Swinger of the Neutronium IMPbat, SFLIT/MEDIA Staffmember, IMP of the Order of the IMPire, recipient of the IMperial Service Award

Choy, Charlie C. -- aka C3, IMPelder, IMPwizard, keeper of Toady the baby IMPdragon, IMP of the Order of the IMPire, of the Order of the IMPish Attitude

Collins, Lisa -- charter crIMP, IMPelder (non-practising), wielder of the only iron-bound copy of S&W (Strunk and White's ELEMENTS OF STYLE), Lady IMPknight, Editing and Rewriting IMPerciser (Emeritus), IMP of the Order of IMPerial Service, of the Order of the IMPire

Collins, Ron -- IMPelder, sIMPly the Original, Daemon, Knight of the IMPire

Corkern, Jeff -- IMPelder, Wearer of the Loud Shirt.

Cornett, Bill "Blizz" -- Founder of the IMPire, IMPeror of the IMPire, Royal IMPlord in Residence, slave of the Blue-eyed Maggie, wielder of the Cosmic Kayak Paddle (Laser in one end, vibrator in the other), Daemon

Criteser, Carolyn -- aka Carolyn II, IMPelder, Lady with the Dragonsword, IMP of the Order of the IMPire, recipient of the IMPerial Service Award, IMPerial Precipitation Goddess

Crow, Jennifer -- Non Sequitur Girl, The Feathered Poet. Daemoness. Wielder of the Blunt Object of Inspiration.

Crumpton, Martin -- IMPnitiator Extraordinaire, IMPelder, wielder of the Camel's Neutering Claw and the Scalpel of Writers' Minds, Cursed Camel's Valet, whIMPer, Deamon, Knight of the IMPire, IMP of the Order of the IMPire, of the Order of the IMPish Attitude, the Scalpel of Writers' Minds

Dardinger, David -- Sir David, Earl of Dardinger, Swain of the Lady MO, DED, IMPelder, wielder of the IMPrazor, Member of the Homonym Police and bIMP (Bashful IMP, meaning he hasn't started sending off for rejection slips yet.)

Drapeau, Donna -- IMPelder, Wielder of Fingernail IMPlants, The Undead Imp.

Enderle, Stacey -- Laser Lady the IMPlicator, IMPniciator, IMPelder and wielder of the dreaded RED HOT IMPlement soon to be upgraded to the dreaded YAG laser IMPscriber.

Fernandez, Lynn -- IMPelder, Keeper of the Whine Cellar, Wielder of the Jeweled Dagger from Another Forum.

Galler-Smith, Barbara -- BJ, Daemoness, IMP Royal, Self-Appointed IMPmop Protectress When GOMUSE is on Night Shift (SAIPWGNS, pron. Shy-ip-oog-uns), Reluctant Keeper of the IMPlement list, Wielder of the IMPaxe, Holder of the Ear Necklace. Keeper of the SysDri IMPing Relic.

Gillett, Roy, IMPelder, Wielder of the MonofIMPlement Thread

Godel, Mike -- IMP, God-King Squiddy, IMPerial InkWielder

Gormley, Adrienne L. -- Adrienne I, IMPstress, charter crIMP, first crIMP-IMP convert, Lady IMPigrant IMPstructor, IMPtical Comparator, IMPercise Leader and Organizer Emeritus, assistant IMPcyclopaedist, Daemoness, IMP of the Order of the IMPire, recipient of the IMPerical IMPlementor Medal, Wielder of the Red LaserIMPen [TM], 1.5mW HeNe. 6328 Angstroms. [Oh, yeah; there's a backup unit. 5W at 10.6 microns, infrared, the kind that will zap a hole in a tongue depressor)

Gyoba, Ann Marston -- See Marston, Ann

Hamilton, Terri -- 2e, Daemoness, Random Segue Woman, Good IMPelder of Kansas. Provider of the Three Tests. Once IMPlementless, but now owner of Tropes & Allusions, Ltd. and Mixer of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Hartley, James A -- Sheila, Daemon, IMPelder, Bearer of the IMPewer. WelcIMPWagon Lady.

Hecht, Nancy -- aka Nance, mousenlh, IMPMouse, IMPelder, Wielder of the Nasty Edged Toothpick, Holder of the Bottomless Dark Chocolate Vial and the Dark IMP's Bottomless Vial of White Chocolate, and Mouse-Ear IMPressaria.

Horcher, Ann-Marie -- Wearer of Sharp Skates.

Horn, Carolyn -- aka Carolyn I, Daemoness, vIMPire, IMPelder, wielder of the IMPSWhip, Knight of the IMPire, IMP of the Order of the IMPish Attitude

Hull, Thomas -- Dragon Master, IMPunsible Dreamer, Keeper of the IMPkitten, Friend to Angel. Keeper of the IMP Quotron, Guardian of Eternity, IMP to be Named Later. IMPlements: S&W CommaBlaster model 3, Pencil of reality, Key to the Unknown Lock, The Car in Monopoly.

Hurwitz, Jon -- IMPerial Chamberlain, IMPelder, crIMP

Jackson, Barbara Leflar -- IMPelder, keeper of Mildred, the Matriarch Mouse-ephant, IMP of the Order of the IMPire

Jones, Joan -- Miz J, IMPelder, Keeper of the IMPcastle Junk Drawer, Companion of 'Puter Cat the Gargoyle Drawer contents may include grenade, dagger, 16-ton weight, pistol, sword, tiger, fruit, stick, rack, finger crusher, Richard Simmon's exercise videos, cannonballs, guillotine, spiked mace, cat'o'nine tails, exercise cycle, slinky, and a stale doughnut.

Knibbs, Paul -- IMPelder, Wielder of the Nit-Pick

Kyle, William -- WiNK, IMP, gIMP (disabled), IMPknight, keeper of Tree, the IMPolearm , Daemon, IMPpoet and filker

Langston, Josh -- IMPelder, Daemon, wielder of the IMPniblick, a wooden-shafted golf club with a nasty edge, High Protector of the Ear Necklace, Wielder of the Tree Limb Grinder and Stump Grinder. Kommandant of the Pun Gestapo.

Leckie-Susskind, Heather -- H2, IMPelder, Wielder of ACE (Atomic Crystals Extraordinaire!), crIMP, part-time Poet and Song Writer

Loeschke, Ben -- IMPelder, Creator of the Vorpal IMPfrog, Wielder of the IMPcube of Pain (IMPCOP), Guide to the IMPossible Rubics Cube and Leaseholder of the Hall of Mirrors

Lwin, Zahid -- IMP, Official Literobics IMPstructor, IMPloding IMPlant Pruner, IMPerial Botanist, IMP of The Order of the IMPire, of the Order of the IMPerial Service, of the Order of the IMPish Attitude

Loertscher, Shelisa -- IMP, edIMPtor, Wielder of the Red Hot Quill o' Rejection, Patron IMPsaint, IMP of the Order of the IMPerial Mentor, recipient of the IMPerial Science Fiction and Fantasy Achievement Award

Lisa Mantchev, IMPelder, Daemoness, Wielder of the Cardboard Packing Box, Wearer of the Bloody Pointe Shoes.

Marston, Ann -- GOMUSE (General Oddsbody and Mopper-Upper Super Extraordinaire) IMPelder, wielder of Mopsy, the dreaded IMPmop, Fantasy Novelist ExtrIMPordinaire, Daemoness

Martin, Terry A. -- Ninja Grandma (NG). IMPelder, Wielder of the Royal Nunchakun, Black Sai, IMPerial Bo, Purple Heart Tonfa (for pounding out purple prose), and IMPKatana (autographed by Adrian Paul!) and the Deadly Peach Pull. Purveyor of Chicken Soup Stirred with Nunchakun. Dispenser of Wise Words and Pithy Sayings.

Martinez, Michael, IMPelder, Royal Morale Booster, Wielder of The Cosmic Morale Boosting Feather

Meier, Wilma -- Chief SysOp & Forum Administrator, Grand WizIMP of the IMPire, Keeper of the Celestial Wand, Tamer of the Wild Bitstream, Ultimate Judge of CIScreants, Courageous Herder of Migratory IMPdom

Miller, Sasha -- SysOp, WW Honcha, edIMPtor, dreaded Syswand bearer, and proprietress of the Enchanted Sword of SWMBO (She Who Must Be Obeyed), Herself

Moeders, Micha -- IMPelder. Child of the Elements, Tornado Wielder. IMPkeeper of the Rejection Slip.

Newman, Mark 'Tol' -- shrIMPelder, leader of the IMP Discussions, shrIMPscribe, shrIMPwriting guru, shrIMPerial vizier, dormant wielder of the shrIMPaxe, scribe of the Round Robin, shrIMP clown, recipient of the shrIMPerial Service Award, shrIMP of the Order of the shrIMPerial Ego.

Nichols, Lyn "Change" -- IMPress, Heiress Presumptive and IMPulsive, Guardian of the IMPsword, Daemoness

Novak, Patricia -- Daemoness. Good dancer and I have the NASFIC pictures to prove it.

Otto, Mary -- Mo, IMP, keeper of a *rather nice* pair of claw sharpeners she's willing to loan out

Putnam, Pat -- shrIMPlord, charter shrIMP, keeper of the Celestial Right Guard Deodorant stick

Rowder, Louise -- Archive IMPstress, Keeper of the IMPregister (i.e. she takes the census), Wielder of the IMPfiles, Purveyor of Death by Choco-torture, shrIMPterpreter, Daemoness

Rudden, Mark -- Cygnus, IMP-Mage extraodinaire, and holder of the Bottomless and IMPenetrable IMProbable Bag of Tricks (with salad tongs, etc. inside).

Schiff, Steven -- IMPelder, Wielder of the Wet Keyboard, Knight of the IMPire

Schweitzer, Mandi -- ShrIMPelder, Keeper of the Quoting Crustacean

Setter, 'Elfin' Jenn -- EJ, shrIMPbassador to the world, one of the many co-shrIMPlords, IMPerial Wolfe, keeper of the shrIMPbow

Sutherland, Martin -- Little Bunny. IMPelder. Wearer of the Kilt. Wielder of the FlaIMP-thrower (the 'P' is silent), a "long instrument that looked like a chrome-plated twin-barrelled dual-reservoir super-soaker water rifle."

Taylor, Cynthia -- Thia. Gentle Wielder of the IMPterpretor. Co-shrIMPlord, shrIMPinnocent, innocent shrIMPmaiden and shrIMPlady. Ishkabibble, She Of The Bunny!" IMPElder (Jan.24'98) Holder of the IMPterpretAXE.

Urbancik, John -- Daemon. Greymalkin, IMPelder, wielder of a thin silvery blade, The Dark IMP, Shadowkat, keeper of the Vial of White Chocolate.

Zulkosky, Candy -- Zippy Z., IMP of the Order of the IMPerial Spirit, IMPelder, Kompanion to Krimp (her Snaggle Toothed Kitty), wielder of the IMPchat Macros, Wielder of Zelda, the Crystal Chainsaw.

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